The Most Wrong Anyone Ever Was



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How wrong could the Bible be? Orders of magnitude wrong.


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Religion is ... ( 3 weeks ago by ChinnuWoW)
Religion is bullshit. But don't worry everyone. Soon all religions will be proven wrong when we find aliens.
Array ( 3 weeks ago by mtszabo)
@sbunny8
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!
@OverlordShamala ... ( 3 weeks ago by Unicyclist90210)
@OverlordShamala Even if that were the case, the dimensions of the Ark would make it physically impossible to, A, fit all the animals on the ship, and B, have enough food on the Ark for 40 DAYS AND NIGHTS! Do you have any idea how much a fully grown elephant eats on average? A fully grown elephant eats roughly 350-400 pounds of food PER DAY. Not to mention giraffes, and kangaroos, and cheetahs, leopards, tigers, (Oh wait... wouldn't these predators wreak havoc on the ship?)
Array ( 3 weeks ago by OverlordShamala)
@Unicyclist90210
I'm very aware the dimensions of the ark makes it physically impossible to accomodate all these animals, plus water, plus food, and the incredible task to to clean the ark from tons of animal poop. And the problem with hygien.
I was mocking the excuses user "khdarkwolf" & "PCEggo" used to explain away the inconsistencies you find in the bible. When I said: "Oh so little faith..." it was meant as sarcasm.
Array ( 3 weeks ago by OverlordShamala)
@Unicyclist90210
How I wrote my comments, it does making look I believe inte bible stories doesn't it? I don't.
I see the bible stories as just a myth like any other greek or roman stories. Just myths with moral stories & such.
Array ( 3 weeks ago by OverlordShamala)
@Unicyclist90210
Oh wait, you were at DarkMatter's: Atheist Comedy - The Great Flood. Thought I recognized you. Right now I'm replying to 50belowhotdog's stupid comment with a dumb reply. I think his pissed at me... ;-)
@OverlordShamala ... ( 3 weeks ago by Unicyclist90210)
@OverlordShamala You're an atheist too? Ok then, after reading your comment yesterday I thought that you might've been a creationist -- I don't bode well with sarcasm in person, and apparently I do no better over the internet.
Array ( 2 weeks ago by rkyeun)
@drche420
Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! I know this one!
They're going to pick the ignorant goat herders, because the goat herders said it was God.
Array ( 2 weeks ago by rkyeun)
@OverlordShamala
Other problems, courtesy of Google Maps:
Don't forget the koalas and kangaroos!
Walking directions from Australia to Egypt.
Don't forget the penguins!
Walking directions from Antarctica to Egypt.
Don't forget the blue whales!
(two of every animal which breathes through its nostrils)
Array ( 2 weeks ago by OverlordShamala)
@rkyeun
Lol
Don't forget that little probelm.
yawn*amazing how u ... ( 2 weeks ago by RICHARDBENAVENTE)
yawn*amazing how u evolutionist tease people for their beliefs..aye u people need to grow up..i dont agree with theirr religion but i dont tease them for their lack of wisdom maybe thts y many of them arent becoming evolutionists.stop being little kids who tease rather be a example for people to follow so they can believe in our thoerys
@RICHARDBENAVENTE, ... ( 2 weeks ago by DarkMatter2525)
@RICHARDBENAVENTE, Oh c'mon! Who do you think you're kidding?!
@DarkMatter2525 ... ( 2 weeks ago by RICHARDBENAVENTE)
@DarkMatter2525 just cause their thoerys are flawed doesnt make us right to mock their religion..evolution is a thoery but also has facts with it..if we want our point acroos to these evolutionist we dont tease them,u dont win a debate by mearly mocking some one tht would be childish..all im saying is its harder for someone to follow us if we keep teasing them,learn how to make ur point by facts not with mocking.im not on their side nor am i defending them.period.
"So its gonna take ... ( 2 weeks ago by warner735)
"So its gonna take me 47 octillian days to create the rest of the stars?"
"Yeah pretty much"
"Fuck."
That part cracked me up.
I gave the thumbs ... ( 2 weeks ago by Triplecenturies)
I gave the thumbs up just seven seconds in - as soon as the "(or 6000 years ago if you're a douche bag)" appeared.
@RICHARDBENAVENTE " ... ( 1 week ago by matt7kiwi)
@RICHARDBENAVENTE "don't mock"
I disagree, we should definitely mock people who have the intelligence to make better decisions, yet choose to remain ignorant.
They are VERY bad for the progression of our race, and it is in dire need of progression.
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These vids do more than mock, they inform with facts and demonstrate why the mocking is occurring.
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Superstitious people SHOULD be made to feel bad about their superstitions in this modern age.
2:56 LOL 3:41 LMAO ( 1 week ago by MRTEL7777)
2:56 LOL 3:41 LMAO
'fuck!' . . . Too ... ( 5 days ago by GiacomoC350)
'fuck!' . . . Too funny!
The sun is actually ... ( 5 days ago by 10dmcghee)
The sun is actually quite small for a star so it would take even longer.
Array ( 5 days ago by FatRakoon)
@RICHARDBENAVENTE
We tease because its just so stupid that fools still go with this shit.
ENGLISH ... ( 4 days ago by DarkZerkerX)
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT IS 49 Octillion days supposed to be?
It the beginning... ... ( 2 days ago by DeathofSpeech)
It the beginning... god created the genesis planning committee and the union chief had a brother-in-law with this planetary contracting company and so he sneaked him in ahead of lowest bidder and someone leaked it to press and there was a huge scandal. So, the contract went to some asshole that just dropped a huge mess of interstellar crap in the area and let gravity sort it out.
There... all better.
LOL ( 2 days ago by ministerabdallah)
LOL
lol silly atheists ( 1 day ago by erichathy222)
lol silly atheists



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